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This just in to B of Q Central...As a secondary backup and cautionary measure to it's well cap, which was installed a few days ago by BP, a new device was introduced to the press just hours ago. It's purpose will be to take care of any surface collateral seepage caused by pressure build-up below the surface of the Gulf floor.
The device consists of a scum sucker, attached to a floating pump with a patented bunghole attachment.
Actor Kevin Costner has expressed interest in possible collaboration on, and investment in, the apparatus.
Today's sucessful demonstration on the Gulf of Mexico is pictured below.