"I am not a good American...I prefer to form my own opinions" - George Carlin
and he cites the following as one example of why (no, his initials are not DM...although I expect a visit from the same such person).
Has anyone else noticed what I noticed while looking at this painting?
(It coulda happened this way...you don't know)
OK, give up? Bet you didn't notice.
Adam's pee pee is...MINUSCULE...TEENY...TINY...MICROSCOPICALLY ALMOST INVISIBLE. And the strange part is we all know that MICHELANGELO loved PEE PEES. So, WTF Mike? Was this your straight period? What were you trying to tell us? What is the hidden message?
I think I know.
Being an immature biblical scholar I have analyzed this and have concluded that Mikey is trying to tell us that this was pre-Eve, and that indeed Adam's wanker was itty bitty because he didn't really need it...but...but...when the devil speaking snake got him to eat the apple by way of Eve, Adam had no idea that the apple had a pre-historic chemical which in the 21st Century would later be called...VIAGRA. Then by God...major schlong...the mother of all schlongs...fornicating with everything in sight. OK, so Eve was the only thing in sight, and possibly a teabagger, er, two bagger, but there were lambs and such...two by two...and three by three (menage a trois). This explains the root of the myth of forest creatures such as satyrs, hoofed thingys and sub-humans called Bachmann.
Adam was the John Holmes of Exodus, except Adam lived another 700 or so years with no major diseases that we know of. On the other hand, John Holmes was eaten alive by a STDitWT...Sticking the Dong in the Wrong Tong (and maybe tush)...that however is another post.
So modern dudes, you have the talking snake to thank for your overly inflated inflatable appendage of the shorter kind...also known in the U.S. Army as the short arm. Which brings up the question regards this term. Just exactly who emasculated all those American servicemen by referring to their very essence as a short arm? I for one am incensed at this deliberate demoralizing term aimed at our fighting men and women...er, men.
It's all right there in the good book, folks. You just need to believe.