Thursday, September 2, 2010

Not that I really give...

a rat's ass, but I was over at The Daily Irritant today, which was about the bickering of how many fools attended the Beck book signing, er, no, the Reclaim the Darkies and put 'em back in the fields rally...nope, nope, nope, nope...the We want to be all white again rally...nay, no, negative jj, what was that thing...oh, yeah...Reclaim the White Man's Burden Honor Cuz I have No Rights Any More Rally Thingy...aka, Oust the Uppity Nigger Rally.

So Michelle Blabbermann sez, there were a million and a half souls there...and she defies anyone, ANYONE, to dispute that. Of course, as someone wrote somewhere that I cannot remember...if one counts the voices in her head, that figure is probably quite accurate.

Beck himself, God's eyes, ears and voice on the Planet Stupid, claims...500,000.

An independent firm that uses aerial photos, estimates 87,000. This figure clicked in my head because I live in Nebraska and am very aware of venues that can hold, well...very near that number of sweating, screaming, rabid ass, drunk souls (not that the fine God-fearing, family valued, twobaggers are any of those things).

What I am referring to is the Memorial Stadium of the Nebraska Cornhuskers. As a matter of fact it accommodates exactly 81,067, if they are erect...half that number if they are lying down. So, in the interest of truth and justice for all, I have come up with two photographs for you dear readers, to compare.

There is nothing else to say, except...Michele keep telling the lie, and I can tell you, God is going to get yuuuuuuuuu, and give yuuuuuu the Big Red one. It told me so.

Look closely friends...some very strange fellows in attendance.


30 comments:

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Very telling!

Punch said...

Ya know with that there reflecting pool, I'm surprised someone did not baptise someone else. Missed Opportunity. WWJD?

Punch said...

not to pick a fight, but:
You just gave us a rat's ass.

Bob said...

Michelle and Beck need remedial arithmetic.
1 + 1 does not equal 500,000

YELLOWDOG GRANNY said...

they can't count with out using their fingers anyhow..dipshits..love the little visitors in the pictures.

jadedj said...

DSWS---Isn't it.

Punch---No baptisms, but probably some "laying on of the hands"...back stage.

I am for sure what JC would not do. He would not be caught dead at this shindig.

Punch---Just for you, pal.

Bob---They are conservative in all but one area...lying.

YDG---Yes indeed (the visitors)(well, wait...yes indeed to the fingers too). One's a time warp, and the other a beJesus moment.

Mr. Charleston said...

Have to agree with Punch. The more you talk about that fool the bigger it makes him. When I first saw the rally photo I thought, 50,000 max, and was profoundly disappointed that it was that large.

jadedj said...

Mr. C---Where I disagree is, we cannot keep quite when these morons act like morons. We need to be shouting louder if any thing. And the press is going to give the nut exposure regards of what I say.

jadedj said...

Make that quiet, not quite. Jeez.

Tom Harper said...

There were at least 300 million patriotic American citizens at Beckapalooza, cheering and worshiping everything He said.

That damn liberal state-run media is trying to under-report the numbers. They don't want to admit that there are hundreds of millions of teabaggers who are ready to take our country back.

jadedj said...

Tom---Damn, I keep forgetting that. And, as I mentioned above, just like the U of N Stadium, if they are doing the missionary position thing, that figure would actually be 600 million! Staggering I tell you...staggering!

Chimp said...

Maybe there's a way to make them all truth tellers. 87,000 people equals (let me get my calculator) 174,000 eyes on crybaby. 348,000 gyrating limbs. Also, 87,000 penises and vaginas. Another 87,000 assholes. Well, I'm counting 781,000 so far. That's more than Beck and less than Fuckmann, oops, I mean Bachmann. Close enough!

jadedj said...

Chimp---Armpits...don't forget armpits.

Chimp said...

That's over a million!!! Brains? Nope, none of those here!

jadedj said...

Har!

DM said...

FAIR AND BALANCED!



KING OF TERROR


add comment moderation to your BS or more people will die with you...


NO GODS AND NO POLITICS WITH THESE LITTLE IDIOTS!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyEISfS15g4&feature=player_embedded



plush safe he think

http://www.christies.com/lotfinderimages/D14781/d1478164x.jpg




http://vimeo.com/13704095


but with recent revelations about James Randi, I think he likes DICKS!


____________________

THE SECOND COMING!

THE END OF ATHEISM

FOLLOW THE WHITE RABBIT...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Smwrw4sNCxE


THE B**BQUAKE - 911

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yeblvLoVJCA&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpZZ2PPBzP8&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvSljPf9on4&feature=related

you are going to pay the price for this….

THE RUBBER DUCKY OF PSEUDOSCIENCE III - JAMES RANDI



http://daddytypes.com/archive/hofman_rubber_duckie.jpg

there is a lot of sh*t to flush!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cg2AezJo8aQ

THE HEAD OF THE INFIDEL!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojR-XRt4rrA

Is America burning yet?

Maybe we need some more...

we use the DIVINE against the ESTABLISHMENT... you?

we do better DEMOLITIONS than you, savage...

RENOUNCE YOUR ATHEISM AND JOIN THE SOCIALIST FAITH!

let them know if the MDC continues more people will die...

the WORLD TRADE CENTER PROPHECY - THE DANCE OF DEATH

WORLD TRADE CENTER PROPHECY

FLUSH ATHEISM!

Actually it is a ROYAL FLUSH!!!

Let me show you how ATHEISTS were partially responsible for 911

These ATHEISTS NEED TO BE ON THE TERRORIST WATCH LIST!

You don’t even have SCIENCE on your side…

You’re a perfect example of when PHILOSOPHY becomes an ENEMY OF LIFE...

http://stephenlaw.blogspot.com/2010/06/playing-mystery-card.html

not quite samantha with her *supernatural spit*, eh?

this isn't one of your little WORD GAMES...

blasphemy is a DEATH SENTENCE

you people actually BELIEVE the BS you preach!

GOD 1 - atheists 0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQcNiD0Z3MU

Atheists,

you are ENEMIES OF GOD AND ARE GOING TO BE ANNIHILATED...

Repent and turn to God or be destroyed...

YOU HAVE NO CHOICE...

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http://www.salon.com/news/2010/06/15/us_lightning_strikes_jesus_statue

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2010/6/16/1276680110544/The-King-of-Kings-statue--005.jpg

http://www.latimes.com/media/photo/2010-06/54332292.jpg

http://friendlyatheist.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/butterjesus-1.jpg

PRINCESS DI IS WEARING A NEW DRESS!

http://www.princeofwales.gov.uk/speechesandarticles/a_speech_by_hrh_the_prince_of_wales_titled_islam_and_the_env_252516346.html
______________________________
http://skepticblog.org/2010/04/06/would-i-ever-pray-for-a-miracle/

Shermer, I WANT TO SEE YOU BEG FOR A MIRACLE...
___________________
we do like your music Lady Gaga, but...

The B**BQUAKE - 911

Let me show you the FATE OF TRAITORS...

http://www.loiterink.com/photos/products/182_3424_500x500.jpg

they are incapable of telling the difference between SCIENTIFIC *FACT* AND
RELIGIOUS AND PHILOSOPHICAL *TRUTH*... FATAL ERROR!

they also preach a *VALUE FREE SCIENCE* called *POSITIVISM* that ignores the
inequalities of wealth and power in capitalist civilization...

for a sample taste of PZ Myers' GARBAGE...

http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/2010/06/sunday_sacrilege_imagine_no_he.php


how can these HEADLESS IDIOTS BET AGAINST GOD!!!


http://www.peterkreeft.com/topics/pascals-wager.htm

THE BOOBQUAKE - 911!

http://dissidentphilosophy.lifediscussion.net/philosophy-f1/the-boobquake-911-t1310.htm

Punch said...

Glenn's boytoy is back.
At least you made the jackass work this time.
Buy tha weight? Did that ass just threaten my life???? and yellow dog's and Mr. C's and Chimp's and well you get the picture. And he leaves no address.
Is he a Tea Party supporter, ya know second amendment solutions and all.

jadedj said...

For those of who are not familiar with DM the big mouth bass for Nostradamus, take a look at this post:

http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/2009/09/update_on_dennis_markuze.php

Dennis Markuze, aka Dave Mabusa, aka David Mabus. Google that last name folks = 67,100 results.

Punch---Hardly much work when you spend only 2 minutes and 30 seconds on it. Troll spammer cut and paste...same drivel, repeatedly. You have to give him a 10 for unimaginative.

He did indeed threaten us, which is part of his MO. He's all over the internet threatening people. Quite a long hit list, methinks.

If he comes by my place, the end times may be sooner than he anticipated.

Anonymous said...

You're absolutely right. And all these pics prove it: http://pedalingfast.blogspot.com/2010/08/restoring-honor-8-28.html

jadedj said...

Anon---Spin it anyway you want.

boomer bob said...

Do I hear a "Boomer Sooner" coming out of all that drunken, sweaty noise:-)Sadly, school politics have ended that Thanksgiving treat for good now. Cornhuskers in the Big 10!! It hurts to even think it

jadedj said...

boomer---Pain is the name of the game, bro. Perhaps on Thanksgiving you could look at old YouTube videos of Sarah's visit to a turkey farm. That should get rid of the pain.

boomer bob said...

But I always have trouble finding Sarah amongst all the other turkeys.

jadedj said...

boomer---Har! She's the one without a head.

Harlequin said...

this was a GREAT POST...start to finish; you do attract some odd bed fellows here in comment land... nice to see you could really give a rat's ass.

jadedj said...

Harlequin---Blush and shucks. The rat and I have an agreement...I do not go to his church, and he does not eat my cheese. Of course he also does not give a JJ's ass as to what I think.

Lou said...

I see the gentleman even has his own facebook appreciation page. I suspect they know not who they're encouraging.

http://www.facebook.com/pages/David-Mabus-Hilarious-Anti-Atheist-Spammer/128762087142208

jadedj said...

Lou---Yeah, I saw that also. I discovered a Flickr page of his as well. Not too bright given that he has threatened everyone in the universe at one time or another.

Kyle said...

JJ, I like your method of counting. Much easier for the masses understand. Also like the strange fellows in the photo. LOL

jadedj said...

Kyle---And I didn't have to use digits. I will tell them that you noticed :-)