I am giving all of my blogging friends an opportunity to share a miracle with me...before I put the miracle up on eBay. That's the kind of guy I am.
I have a spiral notebook on which I rest my wireless mouse, and also take notes. Occasionally, OCCASIONALLY, I imbibe in certain spirits of the physical kind whilst mousing and taking them there notes, and perusing bloggie places. That is to say, I partake of the hop, or grape a bit while webbing...sometimes. On two successive evenings I spilled a tad of each on the pad...not from an over zealous sipping, or copious slurping, but accidentally.
Was it really accidental, you ask? Judge the evidence to the contrary, below.
It would appear that a mysterious order is at work here on the plain Plains, next to my computer. I think you will agree the compelling evidence is far greater than the usual pizza and potato chip items we've all seen over and over and over on that whore of commercialism to which I referred. You know, the ones with the sexually suppressed veiled woman, and the anchovy covered image of a bearded Aramaic-speaking Semite type dude.
On BOTH evenings...an image of the Bejesus, right there on my little 'ol spiral notebook pad thingy appeared instantaneously. Albeit, each is different in style, but admit it, we don't really KNOW what He looks like...we only have Sears and Roebuck good book reproductions, like the one of the praying Jesus that hung in my grandmother's living room for a thousand years...and church commissioned paintings depicting Him as a sandy-haired white guy, much like Lawrence of Arabia must have looked to an Arab fellow.
Seriously, maybe he has the ability to change like a chameleon (lizard to you). I mean, you know...he did change the water into wine, and broke up bread and fish and shit, with multiple multitudes hungrily lurking about and in need of DRINK! So, what the hey, change the appearance? No effing problem Jack.
Please, please, do not ask for special consideration in purchasing these beautiful items. Go on eBay and jack the bidding up. They will be listed under, Bejesus Images, 80 proof.
FLASH ADDENDUM - FLASH ADDENDUM - FLASH:
After an agonizing conference with my disbelieving betterness, I have come to her blasphemiss (spic, er, sic) conclusion regards Bejesus of the Bier...it is actually...Salvador Dali.
I am certain that there is no market for Salvador on eBay...regardless of proof.