Trump explains his hairdo.
By KARIN TANABE | 5/11/11 2:02 PM EDT Updated: 5/11/11 2:44 PM EDT
Comedians and plenty of other folks regularly make fun of Donald Trump’s hair. But Trump seldom talks about his own voluminous coif.
Then, suddenly, in a Rolling Stone article in the May 26 issue, he not only addressed the ‘do but discussed it in great detail.
After giving a little too much information about his morning routine, complete with the word “undies,” Trump, who says he’s still mulling over a 2012 presidential run, talked about how he washes and air dries his hair.
"OK, what I do is, wash it with Head and Shoulders. I don't dry it, though. I let it dry by itself. It takes about an hour. Then I read papers and things,” explained the billionaire. While waiting for his hair to dry, he reads, he watches TV. He loves Fox. He likes “Morning Joe.”
Then it’s back to the hair. “OK, so I've done all that. I then comb my hair. Yes, I do use a comb," he assured the interviewer. “Do I comb it forward? No, I don't comb it forward."
Trump then pushed back his pouf and showed off his hairline. "I actually don't have a bad hairline,” Trump told the magazine. “When you think about it, it's not bad. I mean, I get a lot of credit for comb-overs. But it's not really a comb-over. It's sort of a little bit forward and back. I've combed it the same way for years. Same thing, every time.”
GOODGAWDALMIGHTY IN HIMMEL!
17 comments:
Slow day eh, JJ? You know he doesn't watch Morning Joe or he wouldn't be such a wack job.
Mr. C---This was such a nothing story that I forgot I posted it until your comment showed up in my email.
Yep, slow.
Not related, but Newt is now running for President. Say it won't matter!
Newt Trumps Palin. Hey, you play what you're dealt :-)
Thank you for this invaluable information. I will sleep better tonight for knowing it.
Susan---Newt is old news...he just doesn't realize it.
Doug---HAR HAR HAR HAR. Why does that make me uneasy?
DSWS---This pseudo-news site is head and shoulders above the rest, and we aim to put our readers to sleep. Mission accomplished, it would seem!
the more I see of him the creepier he gets...send him back to wall street.
With high unemployment, who wants a guy whose trademark is "You're Fired"????
YD G---Or, back under the rock from which he slithered.
Kulkuri---HA! Good one!
Well folks, there were comments, but now there are no comments. Glad I'm not paying for this here bloggy thing.
Why yes indeedy, I did read all about "it" in yesterday's news...which I myself believe was a total waste of ink 'n paper.
Who really gives a rats ass about "its" hairdo? (which more or less resembles a rats ass now that I think about it, or, "it").
And then, after he does all this, he squirts some Elmer's glue on his bald head, takes the hair off the other dummy and sticks it on his fat head. Tah, tah!
Bloggershould have stayed down. We would have missed these exciting Donald moments.
MDJ---A rat is as a rat does.
Chimp---No, I think MeanDonnaJean cleared it up...it is actually rat's ass hair.
ok, i can sleep better now that i know how his hair works. thanks so much.
eewww.
Harlequin---I feel it is my duty to stay on top of the major issues of the day and share with you answers no one wants to know.
I'd sooo love to sneak in while he's sleeping and shave his head..
YD G---I am going to take the high road here and not say it. Hell no I'm not! Which one? HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR.
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