Friday, April 18, 2014

Annual Party Post

What if you threw a party and nobody came?

Just wondering.



The Last Party


25 comments:

JACKIESUE said...

I had a surprise birthday party and no one showed up. given by 2 sisters..one was to get the cake one was to send out invites...she forgot..I was very hurt at first then when they found the invites over the visor in her car...that was a little better.

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Debra She Who Seeks said...

Oh dear. Dining alone? The waiter should at least have offered him a newspaper or something.

jadedj said...

JACKIESUE---That brought a tear to my eye...seriously.

D S W S---The Resurrection News?

Doug said...

I have all my parties at the Toucan. People show up there and I don't have to invite anybody...

Tom Harper said...

That's a shame, with all that food and wine -- enough for a party of 13 -- just going to waste.

jadedj said...

Doug---Exactly what I would do. What's the Toucan?

Tom---No problem, just turn the wine back to water and un-divide the bread.

Ol'Buzzard said...

The original picture should have been labeled The First Gay Bar.
the Ol'Buzzard

jadedj said...

Ol'B---Wouldn't work...there wasn't one lawyer among them.

the walking man said...

My guess would be is people finally figured out I am not as friendly as they thought.

Mandazoid said...

Been there, done that. My senior year of high school, I invited all of my friends over for a NYE party. My mom and I went and picked up a bunch of pizzas and soda and snacks. About 45 minutes before everyone was due to arrive, my "best" friend called to say that one of the guys who was supposed to be coming decided to have his own party, so everyone was going there, instead. "I guess it would probably be okay if you wanted to come, too."

jadedj said...

w m---The upside...more hor devores for you.

Mandazoid---Wow...that has got to be the saddest party story I've ever heard. What an asshole. I hope you didn't go.

squatlo said...

Anyone who needs company in order to party has something missing in his life. Some of my best evenings weren't cluttered up with others...

jadedj said...

squatlo---Absolutely...the real plus is not much to clean up the next day and nothing gets out of hand, as it were ;)

Mr. Charleston said...

And it came to pass that he finally out drank all of them.

jadedj said...

Mr. C---Which was a bit one-sided as he had unlimited access to jugs of water.

Bella said...

haha, that Mr. C .... and you! the last party, indeed! :)

jadedj said...

Bella---Mr. C was referring to himself, methinks.

Professor Chaos said...

Oh my God, he looks so sad! Cheer up, Jesus!

jadedj said...

Professor C---Verily...or one of those olde English words (King James era).

boomer bob said...

Well; at least you wouldn't have to fake enjoying the party ;-)

jadedj said...

boomer b---Hey, long time no see! That's the purpose of the vino maybe?

jadedj said...

boomer b---Hey, long time no see! That's the purpose of the vino maybe?

Harlequin said...

hey, jadedj.... just catching up after a couple of sick months....nice to see the edifying and uplifting prose and images here, as usual. it was a treat, really.
good to see you at your pithy best.
:)

jadedj said...

Harlequin---I hope those bad months are now a thing of the past for you.

There is no question that I often pith people off...without even trying. I am glad that you found some redeeming something in this tomfoolery ;)