From an article I read on RealAge:"The average person passes gas about 14 times a day, and normally it doesn’t smell bad. But what about when it does?
Here’s one tip. Go easy on eggs, meat, beer, beans, and cauliflower. They all release nose-assaulting hydrogen sulfide when broken down by bacteria in the gut."
OK, so this is really a public service post. So sue me. If you are interested in more gaseous things and how to avoid them, and possibly save your job, or your marriage, or a really, really, really serious liaison with that person you met in the parking lot of Wal-Mart over the weekend...then go HERE.
If you already know all these anti-gaseous food facts...as I do...as my wife will NOT attest to...then maybe you would like to share one of your embarrassing opposite sex (or same sex, if that's your thing) gas attack stories with the rest of us...such as the one I'm not going to share with you now.
My mama didn't raise no fooooool. Do you seriously think I am going to relate to you embarrassing fart stories with other women other than my wife...in a place where her friends (and you who have twittered me know who you are) can read it and report to her that I contaminated the ozone with other women, in compromising situations?
Get a life, nose-assaulting hydrogen whores.
