Friday, January 27, 2012

Ahem...er, OK.

"I am not a good American...I prefer to form my own opinions" - George Carlin

 This is verbatim from Boingboing.net.

I am going to use restraint and not comment with the obvious. It is my policy to never state the obvious. My Golden Rule of how to conduct my blogging self. Nope...not going to do it. Now if some of you want to point out that this device coooooould possibly serve as a training apparatus for activities which have nothing to do with aging...well, go right aHEAD.

Anti-aging mouthpiece

Screen Shot 2012-01-27 At 12.02.31 Pm "This easy-to-use beauty and skincare product was developed by an ordinary housewife. Chikako Hirama was simply concerned about her own age and wanted an easy way to combat those telltale lines. Just try the yellow or pink Pupeko daily using such techniques as puffing out your cheeks or sucking them in while breathing through the mouthpiece. Then you can try it while keeping your head upright to give your neck and other muscles further exercise training."

19 comments:

Kulkuri said...

You too can turn yourself into a love doll!!

the walking man said...

I bet she makes millions, becomes one of the 1%, starts having classes and seminars all over the world and the DVD goes viral within 2 months. BUT WAIT order now and we'll send you two (you never know how wrinkly you may get) of any color, just pay separate shipping and handling.

YELLOWDOG GRANNY said...

seems like you could get the same results by giving the old man a blow job every so often.

Professor Chaos said...

Oh dear lord! She looks like Peteykins' Photoshop of Calista as blow-up doll!

intelliwench said...

It's working for me ... I'm laughing at the idiocy of it all, and feeling much younger by the minute.

Chimp said...

This Japanese geisha should know. That's how she kept her youthfull looks at the age of 95. Of course, she didn't use those gadgets most of her 'professional' life. Blow baby! Suck baby! Wonder if it comes with a DVD?

jadedj said...

Kulkuri---Or a champ at the county fair hot dog eating contest.

t w m---And all for $19.95, plus shipping.

YD G---Hot damn!

Professor---Adds a little SPARKLE to one's life, doesn't it.

intell---A pupeko exercies (sic...I think) fan, eh?

Chimp---No DVD...a free pack of three condoms.

Tom Harper said...

The new favorite expletive in Japan:

"Suck my Pupeko"

jadedj said...

Tom---HA HA HA HA! Had they had this device back then, they might have won the war.

Leslie Parsley said...

"...this device coooooould possibly serve as a training apparatus for activities which have nothing to do with aging..."

Yes, it coooooould. And it diiiiiiid.

jadedj said...

Leslie---HARHARHARHARHARHAR! Conspicuous consumer.

diane said...

I think she looks a little creepy. Hilariously creepy. yep.

jadedj said...

Diane---Not to mention, ridiculous.

Punch said...

"It is my policy to never state the obvious."

what?
WHAT???
!!!

jadedj said...

Punch---Yes...you know...like, "some of my readers are peckerwoods". No need to point that out. It takes care of itself.

Mr. Charleston said...

DITTO Punch! You will notice however, that the device in question has no chrome on it.

jadedj said...

Mr. C---I am beginning to think you and the P inhaled far too much carbon dioxide at Daytona last weekend...where chrome is king...or is that, queen?

Harlequin said...

the gal does seem to have Calista's cheeks...
there's a " eewww" moment

i'm going to weigh in on the benefits of the BJ.... and it's usually free.

not obvious at all, btw.

jadedj said...

Harlequin---With some practice, she could catch a lot of newts with that thing, though.

And, btw, clarity is the first victim of my writing attempts...I am the first to admit that ;-)