This is verbatim from Boingboing.net.
I am going to use restraint and not comment with the obvious. It is my policy to never state the obvious. My Golden Rule of how to conduct my blogging self. Nope...not going to do it. Now if some of you want to point out that this device coooooould possibly serve as a training apparatus for activities which have nothing to do with aging...well, go right aHEAD.
Anti-aging mouthpiece
"This easy-to-use beauty and skincare product was developed by an ordinary housewife. Chikako Hirama was simply concerned about her own age and wanted an easy way to combat those telltale lines. Just try the yellow or pink Pupeko daily using such techniques as puffing out your cheeks or sucking them in while breathing through the mouthpiece. Then you can try it while keeping your head upright to give your neck and other muscles further exercise training."
19 comments:
You too can turn yourself into a love doll!!
I bet she makes millions, becomes one of the 1%, starts having classes and seminars all over the world and the DVD goes viral within 2 months. BUT WAIT order now and we'll send you two (you never know how wrinkly you may get) of any color, just pay separate shipping and handling.
seems like you could get the same results by giving the old man a blow job every so often.
Oh dear lord! She looks like Peteykins' Photoshop of Calista as blow-up doll!
It's working for me ... I'm laughing at the idiocy of it all, and feeling much younger by the minute.
This Japanese geisha should know. That's how she kept her youthfull looks at the age of 95. Of course, she didn't use those gadgets most of her 'professional' life. Blow baby! Suck baby! Wonder if it comes with a DVD?
Kulkuri---Or a champ at the county fair hot dog eating contest.
t w m---And all for $19.95, plus shipping.
YD G---Hot damn!
Professor---Adds a little SPARKLE to one's life, doesn't it.
intell---A pupeko exercies (sic...I think) fan, eh?
Chimp---No DVD...a free pack of three condoms.
The new favorite expletive in Japan:
"Suck my Pupeko"
Tom---HA HA HA HA! Had they had this device back then, they might have won the war.
"...this device coooooould possibly serve as a training apparatus for activities which have nothing to do with aging..."
Yes, it coooooould. And it diiiiiiid.
Leslie---HARHARHARHARHARHAR! Conspicuous consumer.
I think she looks a little creepy. Hilariously creepy. yep.
Diane---Not to mention, ridiculous.
"It is my policy to never state the obvious."
what?
WHAT???
!!!
Punch---Yes...you know...like, "some of my readers are peckerwoods". No need to point that out. It takes care of itself.
DITTO Punch! You will notice however, that the device in question has no chrome on it.
Mr. C---I am beginning to think you and the P inhaled far too much carbon dioxide at Daytona last weekend...where chrome is king...or is that, queen?
the gal does seem to have Calista's cheeks...
there's a " eewww" moment
i'm going to weigh in on the benefits of the BJ.... and it's usually free.
not obvious at all, btw.
Harlequin---With some practice, she could catch a lot of newts with that thing, though.
And, btw, clarity is the first victim of my writing attempts...I am the first to admit that ;-)
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