Dear Google user,
We're getting rid of over 60 different privacy policies across Google and replacing them with one that's a lot shorter and easier to read. Our new policy covers multiple products and features, reflecting our desire to create one beautifully simple and intuitive experience across Google.
I could care less about YOUR desire. Nor do I give a shit about simple and intuitive experience on Google. Basically, I find you invasive, and irritating. In particular, I find your snooping of my private emails and suggestions of commercial products, based on those PRIVATE emails and my website visits, invasive and outrageous.Not to mention your apparent goal of dominating the internet. GET FUCKED!
We believe this stuff matters, so please take a few minutes to read our updated Privacy Policy and Terms of Service at http://www.google.com/policies
You believe it matters?????? You poor pathetic fucks. JESUS!
No...this does NOT MATTER! People out of work and losing their homes and not able to feed their children and ASSWIPE corporations (such as yours) which have our elected politicians sucking their crotches and controlling every aspect of our miserable lives MATTER, MOTHERFUCKERS!
Am I the only one on the planet that is offended by this giant, piss ant corporation which is gobbling up the goddamn planet?
Seriously.
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| GOOGLE, DEVOURING...US! |
19 comments:
Well... it's awfully hard to follow an animal act. Oh wait, I thought this was Punch's place. Never mind.
WTF? You invoked Punch's name? He's not even a factor anymore. He fell off the planet, in search of a 10 pole dancer...seems, he found one...in Orlando...according to the word on the street.
We're supposed to meet up at the Rolex 24 this weekend. Hope he brings the Pole. She is Polish isn't she?
C---The committee to protect white Amurica is Czeching her out tomorrow. I'll get back to you.
You took (all but the strings of four letter ones) words out of my mouth.
A gmail user since you needed an "invite", I have watched google grow from a convenience to a freedom suffocating terror, the equal of microshit. The (green) Paper Chase continues.....
I don't know how they can cross their legs, their balls are so big.
hey there Mr. OUTRAGE you misspelled
puissant.
I'm not a shithead.
The Future----I try to use abbreviations for my obscenities, but some things need the full Cleveland.
It is gratifying to see that I am not alone in my Google pain.
YD G---I couldn't have said it better!
t w m---My excuse is, I don't speak French.
Punch---Point taken. If you look, you will see that I changed it...asshole.
Btw, I thought you were going to tell us about the pole.
I don't think you're alone by any means. Here are a couple of links that might be useful (apparently it doesn't affect Chrome users):
http://www.washingtonpost.com/business/technology/how-to-close-your-google-account/2012/01/25/gIQADAxbQQ_story.html?utm_campaign=wpapp
http://www.washingtonpost.com/business/technology/google-tracks-consumers-across-products-users-cant-opt-out/2012/01/24/gIQArgJHOQ_story.html
Hmmm, some very troubling information. I'll have to Google it.
Leslie---Good links...thanks.
I am disturbed that this corporation, and it is a corporation, has become such a defining influence in our lives. The cynic in me, doesn't trust them. I am not quite sure how to get them out of mine entirely, because I am just as dependent on it as anyone else.
Tom---You are a scholar and a gentleman...and obviously not sucked in by this Behemoth.
GOOGLE SETTINGS:
___ Allow Google to wipe my butt
___ Allow Google to do anything it wants with me
___ Google is God. Google is great!
___ I will bend over so Google can google me.
Chimp---Google has no business in my bathroom.
No Shit! I was ignorantly happy until I read this.
the Ol'Buzzard
Ol'B---Thanks. I enjoy good company in my misery.
Microsoft was the Evil Empire until Google came along, but MS was a very clumsy Dr. Evil. Google tends not to misstep quite so often. There are products I don't use, such as Google's desktop search or toolbars, and rarely use Chrome.
I do like having live gmail and SMS updates on my Android phone, though.
Doug---Yeah, it has become a somewhat "necessary" evil. I use gmail, and of course, "Google" as much as anybody else. What scares me is their potential to wreck our lives. There's no turning back, however.
I received the privacy policy update from Google. I didn't pay any attention to it. Anyway... Google's reading my emails? That I don't approve of. I don't know why they'd want to though, as I'm sure they'd find most of them quite boring. I do agree that those product suggestions are quite annoying.
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